Club Mascots

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It is very important that we don't forget our mascots, hence I thought I'd put it, well, here! They provide a very vital service to the club and we'd literally not be lost without them. Currently we have three mascots, the moose, the duck and Noggin the ninja toad

The Moose

The Moose is a strange and mystical beast, often found strapped to the front of the minibus, as he has mystical powers that prevent the bus from crashing. In the unlikely event that the Moose's mystical powers fail, this is accredited to the fact that he is has been known to smoke pot. He has x-ray vision, which is why he is often seen wearing sunglasses, so he is not traumatised by seeing Novelty Tat in his underwear.

The Duck

Noggin the ninja toad